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Z8Mania
March 25th 2008, 12:29
Well, after becoming excited to read this, and being a regular subscriber to BMW Car and wondering why I never retained my copy of this particular issue, I ordered a replacement copy for about $15 all in. I went on a family vacation and waiting for me upon my return was my copy of BMW Car from January 2007 featuring their legendary "Ultimate Guide" section, this time showcasing our beloved Zee Eight- or should I say Zed Eight in honour of the UK? I suppose it depends on which colour you prefer. :) Anyway, I flip it open and I begin to remember why I threw it out in the first place.

The article is written by Sebastian le Latour and I think he tries to make it as factual as possible. The article as a whole does have a pretty good amount of Z8 information all collected in one place so if anyone wants to see it, I suggest you contact BMW Car- they still have copies available for backorder.

BMW Car is a generally excellent magazine and Im dissapointed that their generally wonderful Ultimate Guide section was weakest on the Z8- maybe its not such a surprise since the number of Z8s is relatively small.

So here begins my rant. What I did and still do not appreciate is the tone taken about the Z8s styling. I know the UK press and the Z8 did not enjoy a love affair but in many instances this was due to the lack of RHD on the car. In Mr. le Latour's instance, it seems he either feels the 507 is so vastly superior that the Z8 is therefore not worthy or he just doesn't like the styling at all. Which is fine since everyone is entitled to their opinion but he writes it as fact. Here are some quotes

As far as modern interpretations go, it was spot on though at the same time it wasn't the most coherent of shapes and lacked the 507's ultimate style and grace.

Here we must agree to disagree, because while the 507 is pretty and good looking, I think the Z8 has more style and grace and is more finished looking. Thats just my opinion, which is fine if I state it as such- Mr. le Latour here states it more or less as fact- that really gets under my skin.

For the Z8, all traditional BMW styling cues went out the window and the resulting car is hard to pin down as a BMW for those not in the know - it's not a shape thats easy on the eye and you can spend a long time looking over it without ever really finding its best angle. The vast expanse of bonnet descends to the black-lined supercar headlights, the bulging 'cheeks' are split by the amber flash of the indicators while the mustache grille is punctuated by a foglight at either end. A strip of body-coloured bumper separates this from the lower, wider valence that stretches across the car's front. The side vents are elegant and a swage line stretches from their trailing edge to the rear of the door handle which sits above it. The hump in the shoulder line is less pronounced than in the Z07, but the rear end is no less bizarre, with its high set brake lights and indicators, powered by neon tubes rather than traditional bulbs or even LEDs. There was also a distinct lack of radio and telephone ariels on the car - these were actually housed within the rear bumper itself, thus leaving the bodywork uncluttered. If the exterior was challenging, the interior was even more so, with a design unlike any BMW before it or since.

This is pure pure pure opinion written as fact and even fatally incorrect in a few (though minor) places. Lets see- traditional styling cues- 4 headlights- check. Double kidney grille- check. I have to say that most people I encounter in my Z8 think its some really super version of the Z3 and ask about it. If you think BMW is supposed to build boxy sedans then of course its not recognizable but then neither would the Z3 have been.

A shape thats not easy on the eye? I wonder what shape is easy on Mr. le Latuor's eyes then? The Z8 is one of the most beautiful new cars to come along in a very long time. I challenge anyone to name a more beautiful new car thats out today at any price point. I cannot explain the disappointment I feel when I read his words on this- I feel like this is a review of the Z4 not the Z8. Now that is a challenging shape which creases and shashes that lead to nowhere.

Where he is wrong is in calling the front lights foglights- they may look like foglights Mr. le Latour, but if you did your home work you would know that these are actually the brights- or as you would call them, the "high beams".

Then we get to the rear end comment- where should one put the brake lights- to the bottom? You want a challenging rear end- how about what was presented on the E65 when new to the world. Which brings me to the comment about the interior. You say the design was unlike any BMW before or since- how about the E65 and many BMWs since- that idrive binnacle is center mounted and is central to the vehicle's operation- though it has (thankfully) become less so over time. The only thing radical about the Z8 interior is the center mounted gauges, which, I admit, are a little more difficult to read, but the trade off is when you look out you just see the car and the sceneary and I think the Z8 is more about the romanticism of driving than it is about outright specs.

The Z8 clearly did not find its way into Mr. le Latour's heart, thats fine, but I would appreciate opinion being stated as opinion and not as fact. Finally, though it suits many to say the production run ended due to lack of market demand, it ended right where BMW said it would from the onset- they said they would build between 5-8k cars due to the fact that that's all the specialized tooling could handle. They built (I think) 5703 Z8s and Alpina V8s. Hardly a failure, though the history is the demand did trail off at the end. I blame the initial buzz over the car, the stock market (net) bust, and competition from the SL55 AMG which is a better daily car and has more acceleration. While the SL55 AMG is a tremendous vehicle, and while there are many wonderful vehicles out there, there are very few modern cars that feel as special as the Z8. I've owned mine for over 7 years and Ive never felt the urge to sell it or part ways with it and each time I fire her up she feels just as special as when new. You want to know about a car- I think this is the best test of all.

I could go on but it would be pointless so I will now end my rant.

thegunguy
March 25th 2008, 14:55
For whatever reason, a large number of the automotive press just didn't like the Z8. Yes, it's not the lightest, fastest, smoothest, most agile, etc., but luckily, cars don't live between the pages of magazines. They live on the road and in the hearts of enthusiasts of all types. The Z8 is a joy to drive, and perhaps an even greater joy to view. Never once have I had anyone approach me while filling with fuel and comment how with "the Z8, all traditional BMW styling cues went out the window". Rather, I usually get "that is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen".

As far as critics go I loved Anton Ego's monologue from the latest Pixar film, Ratatouille - voiced by "El Aurens" himself, Peter O'Toole

"In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face is that, in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is more meaningful than our criticism designating it so."

The only comment that usually upsets me with the press is about the production run, commenting that it was "discontinued" due poor sales, etc. This is fact checking at its poorest. As most here know, the run was limited due to the tooling from the start, and more importantly, the S62 engine was discontinued due to changes in the emission laws and the discontinuation of the E39, thus leaving the Z8 without an appropriate power plant.

Jerry, can you get your $15 back?

Z8Mania
March 25th 2008, 15:05
Thanks. And you are so right that anyone can be a critic and I would add that its so difficult to actually be the one doing the creating. I suppose I could make a stink with BMW Car but the fact of the matter is I asked for a back issue of the magazine and they provided it. They didn't guarantee I would like the words :) It was delivered in pristine condition. I really enjoy this magazine so this is just one time when the stars didn't align. Maybe its also because when they might write something about a different model BMW I will be less critical of what is written. Suppose they write about the E36 that people felt it was a plastic BMW and not a fitting follow up to the E30- btw- I disagree because I loved the E36 and the E30 too- but point is if you take up foul words against the beloved Z8, well, I take it a bit more personally. Never the less, I wanted to have my rant and I have :D.

KenZ8
March 25th 2008, 21:03
Never the less, I wanted to have my rant and I have :D.

And a mighty fine rant it was.
Jerry, I enjoyed your defense of our beloved Z8. I believe that it just comes down to some people not "getting it". As you put it, "the Z8 is more about the romanticism of driving," something some people will never understand or feel. Too bad for them.

zeta
March 26th 2008, 01:17
I agree completely. The Z8 is an experience, not just a vehicle. However, I am used to having my BMW slagged. My previous drive was a Z4, continually put down for its "controversial styling"...

Who cares what the critics say, I love them both.

Z8Mania
March 26th 2008, 17:22
Thanks for the positive comments guys. Thats the thing about styling- its a matter of personal taste. Of course, mine is correct...... :D LOL

macfly
March 26th 2008, 19:22
Of course, mine is correct
I can certainly attest to that!!

I'm never very ruffled by the opinions of the British motoring press. My Dad was actually the president of the Guild of Motoring Writers in the UK until he passed away, so I grew up around the likes of Dennis Jenkinson, LJK Setright and Lord Montagu amongst others whose ability as story tellers always amazed and enthralled, whether in print or at the dinner table. Many of the new crop of motor journalists are neither writers nor motoring enthusiasts, they are just liggers looking for an easy gig that gives them the chance to thrash someone else's car at their host's expense.

I'm not familiar with either the mag, or the writer, though I did get the scan you sent me (thanks!) and read it. This was never a car made for the UK, it was designed in, and for California, and as we know that is where most of the Z8's now live. I would challenge Sebastian le Latour to come do a drive like Meet in the Middle or our Monterey adventure, and then tell me that driving the Z8 is not one of the greatest of all motoring experiences. I've taken a lot of cars and motorbikes on a lot of amazing drives, and the Z8 still tops the list when it comes to practical and magical rides to enjoy the beauty of a long tour in the wide open spaces of the American west.

Best of all as thegunguy points out, at every gas stop you always get one of those "That is the most beautiful car I've ever seen" comments. Because a man with no taste has a few pages of print to pontificate in doesn't in any way tarnish the delight of that multitude of "Wow's!".

Sebastian le Latour, what do you drive?

FWK-Z8
March 29th 2008, 00:57
"For the Z8, all traditional BMW styling cues went out the window and the resulting car is hard to pin down as a BMW for those not in the know". For those truly "in the know" it is not hard at all to pin the Z8 down as a BMW - all one has to do is be sufficiently knowledgeable about BMW to recognize what a 507 is.

macfly
March 29th 2008, 02:53
Another car that the British didn't care for, since it too was only made in left hand drive. ;)

FWK-Z8
April 1st 2008, 19:44
Interesting. I lived in Japan for two years (where the also drive on the left side of the road). I was surprised to see that most of the Jaguars imported there were LHD. My landlord went out looking at Mercedes and he could get a LHD S-class out of stock, but a RHD version would have to be special ordered. It seems that the Japanese like the cachet that goes along with having a foreign car with LHD - even if it makes no sense.

One of the questions that comes up at the Blackhawk is why early American cars are RHD. I ended up doing a paper on the subject of keeping right/left. There is a fair amount of evidence that the natural tendancy of human beings is to keep to the left while passing one another - to be able to defend one's self with the dominant right hand. The practice of keeping to the right is an artifact of the French Revolution, where the peasantry kept to the right to avoid being run over by the gentries carriages -- come the Revolution and it was better to hide amongst the peasantry keeping right that to stick out and possibly lose one's head by keeping left. Keeping to the right was spread throughout Europe by Napoleon's army, and could roughly be traced to the land conquered by Napoleon (who, BTW was left-handed) Scandanavia, as well as Eastern Europe kept left until the 20th century - Sweden switched in 1967.

In North America, keeping right was driven by the Conestoga wagon, where the driver sat on the left rear beast of burden so that his whip (held in his right hand) was over the team. Wagons passed to the right so that the driver could watch the clearance between the protruding wheel hubs of passing wagons. Interestingly the first American automobiles were RHD - also due to the buggy whip - the driver sat to the right so as not to injure his passenger when using a buggy whip in his right hand. Another reason for the predominance of RHD vehicles was the fact that the brakes and shifting was done with external levers placed on the exterior of the vehicle. By sitting on the right, the motorist could operate these with his right hand. The first American car to feature LHD was the Model T Ford, which shifted by means of a foot pedal, and thus had no external levers. Like Napoleon, Henry Ford was left-handed, so was probably less-enamored of exterior levers. The tradition of American racing running counter-clockwise, as opposed to European racing running clockwise has its origins in horse racing - America switched slightly after the Revolution - to spite the English.

macfly
April 1st 2008, 23:39
the correct side of the street to pass in the congested cities of ancient Egypt, Athens and Rome, and their respective empires, was always on the left. Had their empires survived intact and unmolested to the days of the motorcar, they would have all been RHD markets too.

Z8Mania
April 2nd 2008, 14:22
Wow- thats great knowledge- thanks guys.

macfly
April 3rd 2008, 08:02
BMW CAR's Ultimate Guide to buying a Z8.
BMW CAR, UK, Jan 2007 (http://www.bmwz8.us/pdf/2007_01_bmwcar.pdf)